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My pal @LightHackers does a great job of making my resting spot look fabulous:
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Having a preferred member of this cabinet would be akin to having a preferred bout of athlete’s foot twitter.com/benrileysmith/…
1003
They told me there was no money for Dreamies?! twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Wishing all of my friends a very happy St Valentine’s Day - my heart is yours ♥️
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Warm wishes to all my friends who are celebrating the arrival of the year of the Ox today - 新年快乐
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Night all x twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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It’s the longest night of the year here in the UK; Boris Johnson is on his fifth cheeseboard of the evening.
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An attack on Ukranian freedom is an attack on all freedom. You are our sisters and brothers.
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Even my reflection is gorgeous
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feline good twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
1013
Boris Johnson: “You must now wait until the police investigation is completed for the full report”
MPs: “Will you publish the full report?”
Boris Johnson: No
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Have Boris Johnson and the Conservatives ever put the needs of the country before their own? No.
But will this humbling defeat mean they now learn an important lesson and govern responsibly at a time of ongoing national crisis? Also no.
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Animal here: don’t compare them to us; those men are behaving like dicks twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Wishing you all a very happy St George’s Day
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With the very best wishes to Kate McCann for a speedy recovery, sending the host to sleep isn’t a great result for either of the contenders… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Even wet I still look fabulous… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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Me too. Either the bots have developed a love for cat pictures and popular crime novels written by tall people, or old Musky sacked the people that knew how to prevent this… twitter.com/richardosman/s…
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Been waiting all day for Johnson to give me my anniversary present... still waiting. #Larryversary
1022
New boy off to a dreadful start - telling the public that restrictions definitely won’t be necessary in the future is a dangerous lie. If the government keeps making mistakes they might be the only thing to prevent thousands more deaths, and he knows that. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Norwich cat surprised to find humans in her kitchen
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
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We’re the best in the world at falsely claiming we’re the best in the world at something… twitter.com/elrington1952/…
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Feels like the government are actively trying to make Marcus Rashford angry now…
thegrocer.co.uk/wholesalers/sc…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.