976
Checking to make sure they’re not using it to sneak in more booze… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
977
A photo of Boris Johnson digging himself a hole might not have been the wisest choice currently… #Partygate
978
Explaining UK politics through Love Actually plots:
Matt Hancock is Alan Rickman.
The rest of us are Emma Thompson. We’re exhausted trying to hold everything together while he cheats.
He’s just given us the bloody CD…
979
The Impudence Of Youth
(Photo @lealolivas)
980
If ACME did politicians twitter.com/SmoothDunk/sta…
981
A very happy Burns Night to those of you toasting the immortal memory of Robert Burns - my cousin, McLazza, shall be celebrating by eating the great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
#BurnsNight
982
Fa-la-la-la-la-Larry twitter.com/LouisaJamesITV…
983
My reaction to Boris Johnson and his government’s handling of the Chris Pincher sexual assault scandal:
984
During #ukheatwave spare a thought for those of us wearing fur coats that we can’t take off…
985
The National Health Service is 73 years old today. A very happy birthday to an incredible institution xx
986
Two stunning coats. Does anyone know who the reporter is?
(Photo @imageplotter)
987
What’s the number one priority for the UK environment secretary?
Global warming?
Flooding?
Animal welfare?
Nope, turkeys. Good grief.
988
As Home Secretary Priti Patel is naturally against violent protest, so obviously she’ll recognise the importance of non-violent prot...
Ah, no, she’s against that too.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
989
This is a cat taking its duty seriously: twitter.com/larsonrichard/…
990
Always ready to pounce… twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
991
ZOMBIE INVASION ON DOWNING STREET!!!
False alarm, it’s just Hancock being weird.
992
Back under the desk she goes… twitter.com/BlewettSam/sta…
993
Kye had just won a silver medal and all he wanted to do was be there for his teammate Bethany. She won gold. The very best of British.
994
I know how much you love seeing pictures of me - so please thank
@justin_ng
@PoliticalPics
@imageplotter
@PjrFoto
and all the other brilliant and dedicated photographers that share their pictures of me on here #Larryversary
995
The one Downing Street inhabitant you can be sure won’t be named in Sue Gray’s report. twitter.com/iainjwatson/st…
996
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies
997
He won’t even put in a lousy cat flap for me… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
998
To sum this message up in a word: Prick twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
999
BREAKING: Conservative MPs submit letters of no confidence in Liz Truss. Back bencher Joris Bonson announces he intends to run for leader. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1000
Nice try talking cat, but I know the truth...
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.