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Giving the people what they want: more Larry! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Come somebody please send me a new sofa
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
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Things you can do and remain a Tory MP:
Have an affair with an aide who you’ve appointed, breaking covid social-distancing rules you’ve been a part of creating
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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Sharing this beautiful picture of me by @PjrFoto with all my fans, but especially 82 year old Betty from Wakefield who always follows what I’m up to via her son @jasonakatrekkie
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Brendan and his ilk don’t seem to have realised that this Conservative government is currently a disaster for the people of the UK. The fact that his solution is already a proven failure rather gives the game away. When they let you vote, make sure to use it to demand better
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The Royal National Lifeboat Institution is a voluntary body that exists to save lives. It’s hard to comprehend how twisted someone’s views would have to be to verbally abuse them. twitter.com/TowerRNLI/stat…
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“Vacuous and Bombastic” is the new “Posh and Becks”
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Making my feelings clear… twitter.com/KirstieMAllsop…
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Some people accuse the BBC of being toothless, but this is magnificent in its simplicity and brutality:
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Always in the spotlight twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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He wouldn’t dare… twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitic…
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It turns out politicians can acknowledge making mistakes and offer genuine apologies, at least those in other countries can. twitter.com/Thomas_Sparrow…
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The rules they make are for other people… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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Emerging from the darkness…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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Tonight, all cats are lionesses x twitter.com/Lionesses/stat…
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Timing is everything… twitter.com/NanettevdLaan/…
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Can any lawyers confirm if this will apply to snarky cats?
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Today is #InternationalCatDay and to celebrate my good friend @ElizabethRadcl5 is offering a goodie pack for a lucky UK competition winner. To enter, just reply with your answer to this question: If you were Prime Minister what would your paw-litical party be called?
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Putting in the hours… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.