952
My team is expanding twitter.com/CommonsSpeaker…
953
I can identify over 600 types of food wrapper through sound alone twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
954
That’s my exercise done for the month twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
955
In 10 days the Conservatives will have picked their new leader, who will automatically become Prime Minister. With a bit of luck there might still be a country left to govern.
956
When will politicians learn? Refusing to answer the question IS answering the question. Sunak has managed to confirm in people’s minds that he’s registered with a private GP and wants to hide the fact. twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
957
Goodnight and good luck x twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
958
It’s a good thing those 40 new hospitals the government has repeatedly promise must be opening any day now…
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…
960
It’s snowing in London - make sure your humans have at least a month of snack and food supplies. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
961
One of those weeks...
Photo @PoliticalPics
962
My pal @LightHackers has shared this wonderful picture of me doing what I do best:
963
Polling suggests the majority of the UK public wants to offer refuge to people wishing to escape the hell that has been unleashed upon them. The government is choosing not to.
964
Wishing all my celebrating friends a joyous Diwali
965
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results... twitter.com/joepike/status…
966
Boris Johnson denies allegations
UK public:
967
I regularly celebrate the brilliant work of photojournalists on this account. If this government wants to start coming for them, they’ll need to come through me. twitter.com/dinosofos/stat…
968
Tory MPs: “We won’t judge until we hear from Sue Gray”
Sue Gray: “I’ve uncovered wrongdoing at 12 events that require criminal investigation. I conclude these events should not have been allowed to take place and there were serious failings of leadership.
Over to you…
969
Austerity is for the little people… twitter.com/REWearmouth/st…
970
Boris Johnson told “jokes” about breaking lockdown rules. You might remember he told the public he had no knowledge of rules being broken. twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
971
Sorry to hear that Colin Powell has died. Here he is with the Cat Fanciers’ Association’s 2004 Cat of the Year, also called Colin Powell…
animalfair.com/2004/01/03/eli…
972
It would be hard to be “ashamed of our history” at the same time as saying “the best days are behind us” - who’s writing this stuff?!
973
If Natalie Elphicke, or any other Conservative MP, can provide details on how those abroad can apply for and be granted asylum in the UK so they don’t need to undertake a treacherous Channel crossing, I’ll gladly share it and ask my followers to do the same
974
Looking forward to the section in the Sue Gray report explaining that the presence of a lightsaber means a party is actually a Jedi work event…
975
I’ve seen what they’re planning to announce tomorrow… twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.