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A reminder that the clocks go forward an hour tonight in the UK so you have even less time to wait for your vaccination.
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Given the calibre of people standing it’s becoming apparent that I need a veto on my new lodger. This is too important a decision to leave in the hands of Conservative MPs and members, just look at their last choice. twitter.com/guardian/statu…
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Always nice when they roll out the red carpet for me
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
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All good things come to an end. Rubbish things come to an end too. Happy New Year! X
882
Happy birthday to Her Majesty The Queen. Her first Prime Minister was Winston Churchill; her current one… really isn’t.
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Queen Elizabeth II is 95 years old today. While this won’t be a happy birthday, hopefully there will be many more of those to follow
885
If you’re the sort of person that thinks deporting asylum seekers to Central Africa at great expense is a good thing, then there’s nothing I can say here that will change your mind. And that should worry you.
886
What happened to Boris Johnson’s speech to the CBI:
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For all my followers here in the UK: Don’t forget that the clocks go back an hour tonight.
Jacob Rees-Mogg: Don’t forget to adjust your sundial.
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Never waste a camera! twitter.com/newswrthyvisio…
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Nigel Farage, sowing: Hell yeah, this is great
Nigel Farage, reaping: I don’t like this at all
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Literally one rule for them and another rule for everyone else. So very wrong. twitter.com/paulwaugh/stat…
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My friends at German newspaper @berlinerzeitung have written a feature about yours truly. Danke!
berliner-zeitung.de/news/larry-the…
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Boris Johnson promised high speed rail connecting the north of England.
The reality:
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Boris Johnson is 38 years younger than Sir David Attenborough.
He doesn’t look it.
(Photo @JeffJMitch)
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The Polish, Czech and Slovenian prime ministers are visiting Kyiv today to meet with Ukrainian President Zelensky. Boris Johnson isn’t joining them; he’s going to Saudi Arabia.
amp.theguardian.com/politics/2022/…
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Goodnight all x twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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You turn if you want to; the cat is not for turning...
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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#DowningStreetBriefing
“He’s been wrong three times already so by law of averages we might actually be alright this time.”
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.