528
The Good Friday Agreement was signed 23 years ago. An act of delicate diplomacy, it delivered peace and security to a part of our country where those qualities had long been absent. The current political incumbents must recognise their duty to protect it, or move aside.
530
Boris Johnson travelled from a climate conference in Glasgow to London on a private plane so that he could go to dinner at an all male private members club with former colleagues from the Daily Telegraph.
That’s got to be a full house in Tory bingo! twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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If only all politicians answered questions as directly as Vitali Klitschko:
532
A good time to revisit Matt Hancock’s comments when Professor Ferguson’s affair was exposed:
news.sky.com/video/i-dont-u…
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The cabinet have agreed who should deliver the message to Boris Johnson the he has to resign: it’s going to be Ukrainian President Zelenskyy on a Zoom call. It’s what he would have wanted. #kitileaks
534
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: It’s clear to me that sleaze is a greater presence on Downing Street than rodents, so I’ll now be hunting for that instead as it’ll be much easier to find.
535
Lots of people are angry that Boris Johnson gave a speech at a Tory convention equating the UK voting to leave the EU with Ukrainians defending their country from an invasion. It’s like being angry at old milk for turning sour; he’s well past his expiry date and just stinks.
536
Una Stubbs pictured at her Radlett home with her cat Corrigan, 1964.
Farewell Una x
(Photo Bob Hope, Daily Mirror)
537
Just off to do my second job as an advisor to Rentokil; Johnson can scare off his own mice today.
538
Rather than listen to Boris Johnson and his colleagues defend the indefensible, listen to this. Please:
539
Looking to the week ahead…
(Photo @LightHackers)
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Just making sure the public knows that even though Prime Ministers come and go, I’m here to stay. twitter.com/KayBurley/stat…
541
CAT CHECK: Australia is an island.
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/grant-sh…
542
It would save time if the Conservatives who actually do pay tax could let us know. twitter.com/ShippersUnboun…
543
My pals @Trump_ton have shared this video of government minister Michael Gove explaining in 2016 that leaving the EU will allow the UK to remove VAT from domestic fuel.
They’ve decided not to.
544
After allegations that I’m putting on weight, here’s proof I’m as slender as ever!
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
545
Boris Johnson was at his desk at 7am and has worked non-stop to find solutions for the cost of living cr… Nah, he’s sitting in his vest and pants and watching repeats of Homes Under the Hammer. #kitileaks
546
The Health Secretary failing to share public health information during a pandemic because he’d have to answer questions about a Christmas party held by his colleagues. This is not sustainable. twitter.com/jimwaterson/st…
547
Prepare to love Jonathan Van-Tam even more than you already do: twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
548
Have to hand it to the government, they’re still finding new ways to become even less popular. twitter.com/breeallegretti…
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Last Christmas, he broke his own rules
And the very next day, he locked us away
This year, answering a question from Keir
Shows Boris thinks he’s just someone special…
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Like The Terminator, he’s responsible for many unnecessary deaths.
Unlike The Terminator, he won’t be back.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.