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I’m not saying the Conservatives have definitely lost both by-elections, but Boris Johnson is currently eyeing up large fridges to hide in… #kitileaks
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As I’ve been saying for weeks, Boris Johnson and his government will be just fine if that scourge of the public *checks notes* Oliver Dowden resigns. That’ll absolutely do it, a man most voters have never heard of “taking responsibility” - general election will be a doddle now
1378
“The Voters have spoken and we need to listen to them”
Voters: “We want you to piss off”
“It’s clear that our message isn’t getting through so we need to talk more about deporting people”
1379
Supreme: Adjective “Very great or the greatest.”
Going to have to have a word with the dictionary people…
1381
Pope is Catholic
Bear shits in woods
Boris Johnson incapable of addressing huge flaws in his character and behaviour twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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He won’t even put in a lousy cat flap for me… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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Why does Johnson look like he’s on a stag do and his trousers are falling down?
(Photo @StefanRousseau)
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Keeping my eye on this other cat…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
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American friends: you don’t all think like this, do you? twitter.com/esaagar/status…
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Incredibly, she didn’t vote against it. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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This is the sort of politics that thrives in the dark. It requires normal people to look away. Don’t. twitter.com/LiamThorpECHO/…
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Hello to you all x twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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Seems to me that Skippy the Bush Prime Minister is worried about being held to account… twitter.com/christopherhop…
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He won’t lose the party whip as they don’t want him to step down as an MP because they’d lose another by-election. Instead someone who has TWICE had to resign in disgrace will continue to be paid by you. twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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Master of the House…
(Photo @LightHackers)
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Does he know that most people don’t have 6/7/8+ children (delete as appropriate) to split the costs between?
If the Tories want more homeowners they just need to build more houses, but they won’t do that because it will make rich old people feel poorer. twitter.com/Tony_Diver/sta…
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Imagine saying this and then giving them a position of power over others. twitter.com/MoS_Politics/s…
1395
Vi sørger over dine tab, som vi ville gøre vores egne
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Boris Johnson’s attempted lines on Pinchergate:
1. Not aware of allegations
2. Not aware of specific allegations
3. Not aware of serious specific allegations
Only a matter of time until “Not aware of serious specific allegations that occurred while Pincher was wearing a blue tie”
1397
Wishing all my friends in the United States a very enjoyable Independence Day. 246 years and you’re still rubbing our noses in it…
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My reaction to Boris Johnson and his government’s handling of the Chris Pincher sexual assault scandal:
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Leaving at this stage preserves no dignity, it just draws attention to how long you’ve been happy to remain complicit. twitter.com/sajidjavid/sta…
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Ministers growing spines are like buses, you wait ages and then… twitter.com/RishiSunak/sta…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.