1101
What she actually said is “camilla will be Queen over my dead body” twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1103
I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a video of him saying “This is a party, not a work event” twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1104
The other day someone had a theory that Johnson is mentioning children’s characters as a bet; I’m starting to think they could be onto something… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1105
My pals @Trump_ton have shared this video of government minister Michael Gove explaining in 2016 that leaving the EU will allow the UK to remove VAT from domestic fuel.
They’ve decided not to.
1106
I’d like to tell you a story. It’s about a farm. An old fashioned farm that sold expensive milk, cheese and eggs. The people who owned the farm didn’t like change.
1109
Four advisers leaving Downing Street together; this is going to be an EPIC leaving party. Might need a second suitcase.
1110
HANG ON - I live here, Johnson is just a temporary resident. I withdraw my resignation and will start interviewing for a new tenant…
1111
Just when Boris Johnson thought today couldn’t get worse, a wheel’s just fallen off the booze suitcase…
1112
“I quit; everyone else is resigning and I don’t want to get stuck here with just Boris Johnson”
1113
On the plus side, good excuse for a leaving party… twitter.com/JGForsyth/stat…
1114
Imagine the sort of inept politician that would sign up to such a crazy arrangement, having campaigned on the basis of that crazy arrangement being a fantastic deal. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1115
Boris Johnson is our representative on the world stage until someone brings the curtain down…
1116
Boris Johnson denies something.
Evidence emerges that proves he’s lying.
Tory MPs ignore it.
Today is literally Groundhog Day. twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
1117
Ready to tell my story… twitter.com/Joe_Mayes/stat…
1118
Don’t worry, I’ll let you all know when Johnson receives his fine twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1119
Only popular inhabitant around here these days… twitter.com/SwainITV/statu…
1120
Though he be but little he is fierce…
(Pic @sha_braithwaite)
1121
Hello to all my followers around the world celebrating the arrival of #LunarNewYear2022 - as a feline the Year of the Tiger should be a great one!
1123
Liz Truss has tested positive for covid-19. Here she is today, in a crowded area, not wearing a mask.
1124
This is worth 400 seconds of anyone’s time. If you disagree with what he says, Boris Johnson will be glad for your support.
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.