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#kitileaks Some of the Conservative MPs claiming that they’ll support Johnson in tonight’s vote are lying. It’s a secret ballot so they can say one thing and do another. #NoConfidence
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There once was a man with no common sense
Who was supported by people that are clearly dense
“He’s still great,” they exclaimed
But to the public it’s plain
That in Boris they could have no confidence
#NoConfidence
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“Do I have confidence in Boris Johnson? I’m not confident the man can tie his own shoelaces…” #NoConfidence
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Johnson is in hiding so I’m keeping the snappers occupied twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Just making sure the public knows that even though Prime Ministers come and go, I’m here to stay. twitter.com/KayBurley/stat…
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#kitileaks - Boris Johnson’s still in bed. His staff are too afraid to wake him with the bad news. This is going to put a real dampener on his Rice Krispies…
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BREAKING: Conservative MPs are going to vote tonight on if they have confidence in Boris Johnson to carry out the role of Prime Minister. Incredibly, some of them are expected to say that they do.
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When will drones be used to create a giant Larry above Downing Street?!
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Am I having a nightmare or did I just see a 50 foot tall dog floating in the air above Buckingham Palace?! #PlatinumPartyatthePalace
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For anyone unaware, Paddington is the story of an unaccompanied minor who sought refuge in our United Kingdom. This is what we should always be. Kind.
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I’ve never been prouder to be British.
#PlatinumPartyAtThePalace
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The public don’t like being lied to and treated like idiots. Johnson will become very familiar with the sound of booing.
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The Impudence Of Youth
(Photo @lealolivas)
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When asked how they’d cope without him, the Queen replied “no sweat” twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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The Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II took place 70 years ago today. Her first Prime Minister was Sir Winston Churchill. The good old days. #PlatinumJubilee
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A cautionary tale about getting everything you want.
All of your dreams have come true; you’ve got your dream job. You decide the rules don’t apply to you. BAM. Before you know it you’re finished and #Mumsnet contributors are wiping the floor with you.
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Lord Frost is part of the UK legislature, which sets laws. You didn’t vote him there, he was handed his place. There is nothing you can do to remove him. twitter.com/DavidGHFrost/s…
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For those in the UK about to enjoy a four day weekend where you don’t have to work, can lay around, sleep when you want and spend most of your time snacking: welcome to the life of being a cat x
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.