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Shortlist to be Boris Johnson’s new “Independent Ethics Advisor” emerges:
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If you think your hot today just be grateful you’re not covered in fur… #UKHeatwave
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A lot of people have asked if I could be Boris Johnson’s next “Independent” Ethics Advisor. Given I’d advise him to resign immediately, I doubt I’m on the shortlist. #GeidtGate
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Advising Boris Johnson on ethics would be like advising a cannibal on table manners… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
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Lion not lying… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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If you’re the sort of person that thinks deporting asylum seekers to Central Africa at great expense is a good thing, then there’s nothing I can say here that will change your mind. And that should worry you.
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You’d think there wouldn’t be many people willing to lecture the actual Archbishop of Canterbury on morals, yet the replies… twitter.com/JustinWelby/st…
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An Oxford educated, Conservative member of parliament who went to boarding school has a message for “members of elite society” twitter.com/tomhunt1988/st…
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It would take a government with no morals and serious ability to successfully convince people that sending asylum seekers to Rwanda is both a massive deterrent and also an act of kindness. This government is only one of those things.
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Not so much the mask slipping as it shattering into a thousand pieces.
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/j…
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The trouble with Conservatism is that eventually people notice that you’re wasting their money… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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Person inside was wondering how I’d reached the knocker… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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Classic kitten trick: send out the smallest, cutest one to sucker someone in and then… BAM reveal that they need to adopt all 12 of ya. Works every time.
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A good spot for a snooze
(Photo @imageplotter)
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Did you lose a relative, loved one or friend to covid because of how it was mishandled by those in positions of power? Don’t mention it around this Tory MP as he’s sick and tired of hearing about them. twitter.com/JeremyVineOn5/…
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I’m often asked why cats love boxes so much. It’s a bit like asking humans why they like houses so much; we just do. twitter.com/AliCat3635/sta…
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Boris Johnson received a higher proportion of no confidence votes tonight than Theresa May in 2018. Jacob Rees-Mogg described it as a very bad result for her and called for her resignation. twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/s…
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40% of Conservative MPs don’t think Boris Johnson is fit to serve as your Prime Minister. These are the people who know him best. #NoConfidence
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Boris Johnson, 25th May:
“I take full responsibility for everything that took place on my watch. I am humbled and I have learned a lesson.
Boris Johnson, today: twitter.com/patrickkmaguir…
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Boris Johnson is addressing Conservative MPs in an attempt to cling-on to his job. He’s going to tell them that he’s willing to consider occasionally telling the truth and will commit to combing his hair weekly. #kitileaks #NoConfidence
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.