701
Hello to you all x twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
702
This is the sort of politics that thrives in the dark. It requires normal people to look away. Don’t. twitter.com/LiamThorpECHO/…
703
Incredibly, she didn’t vote against it. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
704
American friends: you don’t all think like this, do you? twitter.com/esaagar/status…
705
Keeping my eye on this other cat…
(Photo @PoliticalPics)
706
Why does Johnson look like he’s on a stag do and his trousers are falling down?
(Photo @StefanRousseau)
707
He won’t even put in a lousy cat flap for me… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
708
Pope is Catholic
Bear shits in woods
Boris Johnson incapable of addressing huge flaws in his character and behaviour twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
710
Supreme: Adjective “Very great or the greatest.”
Going to have to have a word with the dictionary people…
711
“The Voters have spoken and we need to listen to them”
Voters: “We want you to piss off”
“It’s clear that our message isn’t getting through so we need to talk more about deporting people”
712
As I’ve been saying for weeks, Boris Johnson and his government will be just fine if that scourge of the public *checks notes* Oliver Dowden resigns. That’ll absolutely do it, a man most voters have never heard of “taking responsibility” - general election will be a doddle now
713
I’m not saying the Conservatives have definitely lost both by-elections, but Boris Johnson is currently eyeing up large fridges to hide in… #kitileaks
714
Always on duty… twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
715
Why would you listen to what a cat thinks about the government’s Bill of Rights Bill? Listen to what experts like Jonathan say instead (spoiler: it’s a mess designed to take rights away from you) twitter.com/SirJJQC/status…
716
This new artificial intelligence drawing tool is rubbish. I asked it for pictures of a Boris Johnson scarecrow and it just sent me pictures of Boris Johnson… Oh.
717
Taking names and kicking asses
(Photo @aaronscott_dop)
719
My team is expanding twitter.com/CommonsSpeaker…
720
Nose operation presumably required because it’s been put out of joint so much recently…
721
Dominic Raab is currently acting Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. This is not a drill.
722
Shocking new pictures of Downing Street parties emerge:
723
The Streisand effect is now officially the Johnson effect
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/j…
724
My view this morning at Downing Street; must be Father’s Day…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.