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Turns out that if you get junior staff to take the blame, those junior staff won’t feel very loyal to you… twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/s…
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Morning @justin_ng; morning world! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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The one Downing Street inhabitant you can be sure won’t be named in Sue Gray’s report. twitter.com/iainjwatson/st…
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Finally in the spotlight I deserve! twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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A perfect example where refusing to answer a question makes it crystal clear what the answer is. A pointless charade that should be beneath a Secretary of State. twitter.com/RidgeOnSunday/…
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Lots of people criticising the Met Police for their #Partygate whitewash but they’ve actually thrown huge shade at Boris Johnson. According to them he’s that much of a saddo that as soon as he turns up at a party it’s legally downgraded to a work gathering.
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Sending my love to all of my friends in Australia who are voting in their general election today; enjoy your #democracysausage
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I always hit the mark twitter.com/NickDixonITV/s…
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You have paid for a full, detailed report by Sue Grey into this sordid affair. There is now no reason for you not to see it, so ask every day why you haven’t. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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My pal @LightHackers has shared this wonderful picture of me doing what I do best:
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Have your wages gone up 9% in the last 12 months? If not, you’re now worse off. twitter.com/faisalislam/st…
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Four hours between these tweets from @JackElsom
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She looks annoyed in the second picture because she’d forgotten to top it up… twitter.com/BBCLondonNews/…
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As campaign slogans go “Don’t be poor” needs some work. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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Friends across Europe (and, bizarrely, Australia): reply with pictures of your feline friends enjoying #Eurovision with you tonight
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The government have reached the point where they’re claiming they’d like to help but their computers won’t let them.
Their. Computers. Won’t. Let. Them. twitter.com/BloombergUK/st…
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Boris Johnson works from home. twitter.com/JasonGroves1/s…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.