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Boris Johnson has stayed in his pyjamas all day muttering “what’s the point?” - unfortunately that’s not unusual for a Friday… #kitileaks
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My pal @KyleBarr5 has written about my role in the last few days. Enjoy.
gizmodo.com/boris-johnson-…
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@Keir_Starmer Do you like cats? Asking for a friend…
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No point playing the lottery this week, Starmer’s bound to have the winning ticket twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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We mourn your loss as we would our own
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
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Morning Charlie! twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/s…
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To my friends in Japan, I’m so very sorry to read about this dreadful incident. Gun crime leaves devastation and darkness wherever there are people loathsome enough to resort to it. My love to you all x
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I’ve made sure Boris Johnson’s new work uniform is ready; anybody got a broom I can borrow? #BorisTheCaretaker
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Not to overly concern my friends in the States, but Boris Johnson was born in New York so don’t be surprised if he runs to be US President one day…
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I should have known that he’d balls it up twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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In times of crisis and uncertainty, some words to live by:
(courtesy of @MsFuddleDuddle)
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Petition that all interviews with Conservative MPs should be accompanied by the “Benny Hill music” until this crisis is over
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Johnson’s team is briefing that they’ve filled a replacement cabinet. This is a lie, unless Rees-Mogg and Dorries are going to do 12 jobs each. Nobody is answering their calls, let alone saying yes. #kitileaks
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At least at the end Boris Johnson finally delivered a humble, coherent speech reflecting on his fail…
Nah, course not. Absolutely deluded drivel. He thinks he’s the victim.
If the Tories don’t get him out tonight they’re finished.
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“I am willing to serve as caretaker Prime Minister because that’s frankly less ridiculous than the idea of Boris Johnson hanging around a minute longer” #YesWeCat #LarryForPM
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Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. Deep clean required.
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I’ve seen them all off. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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The government is in such a mess that the Twitter feed includes the announcement of TWO different Education secretaries within three tweets. This is bonkers.
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That did the job. No need to thank me. twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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All good things come to an end… twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
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Me sending out tweets during this crisis:
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I’ve had to live with Boris Johnson for nearly three years. This bloke has lived next door for a day and is already calling for him to quit! twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/s…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.