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Only mad dogs and Tory MPs go out in the midday sun. Even the mad dogs won’t be stupid enough to do it on Monday and Tuesday. twitter.com/joncstone/stat…
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It’s very kind of @krishgm and the Channel 4 News team to grill my potential lodgers. Don’t want a repeat of the last guy…
#C4LeaderDebate
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CAT ADVISORY: Going to be too hot for those of us covered in fur next week so find the coolest spot in your home and stay there.
Humans: Provide regular snacks and point all the fans at us. twitter.com/metoffice/stat…
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Competence. twitter.com/thehill/status…
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Me watching the contenders to be Conservative leader scrap like rats in a sack
(Photo @imageplotter)
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For any of my friends unfamiliar with the circumstances of Johnson’s departure, this account is utter fantasy. The short explanation is that he’s haemorrhaged popularity following a long series of scandals so his party has dumped him because he’s become an electoral liability.
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If you’ve ever wondered just how misleading Fox News can be, watch what their viewers have been told about why Boris Johnson has resigned as Prime Minister:
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Thanks @LondonFire - you are my heroes x twitter.com/BBCLondonNews/…
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“Paint me like one of your French cats” twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
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That’s Truss finished then. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
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Boris Johnson has 56 days left in Downing Street.
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A leader we can all get behind… me. twitter.com/LightHackers/s…
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11 candidates to be the next Conservative Prime Minister and none of them talking about the things that actually matter:
- How many cat treats an hour?
- Is it possible squeeze in an extra meal between breakfast and brunch?
- A guarantee on tummy rubs?
The public demand to know!
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The last week has aged me. twitter.com/imageplotter/s…
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Person who took this video = The British public
Avalanche = Culture wars nonsense generated by candidates to lead the Conservative Party
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He didn’t even manage another 10 months.
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Worst series of The Apprentice ever. twitter.com/BBCScotlandNew…
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The people you pay to answer questions from the media have nothing to say, except that you shouldn’t be interested in Boris Johnson trying to get jobs for people he’s having affairs with. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
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The next example of disgraceful behaviour is only ever hours away. Keeping this man in a position of power should be unthinkable. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
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Given the calibre of people standing it’s becoming apparent that I need a veto on my new lodger. This is too important a decision to leave in the hands of Conservative MPs and members, just look at their last choice. twitter.com/guardian/statu…
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Lord Hannan is famously wrong a lot, so even by his standards this is impressive. Johnson is known to be incredibly tight-fisted, he sacked Michael Gove because of a long standing grudge, is maliciously briefing against Sunak and his Brexit deal is in shreds. An attrocious record
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You’ll already have seen this picture of Conservative minister Andrea Jenkyns giving the finger to the public. I can reveal that she’s not swearing at them, just confirming the number of weeks she’ll be in the role.
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Not sure what the headline writer means by fake though…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.