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@johnredwood What’s that you were saying John? twitter.com/johnredwood/st…
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A story in five parts:
1. The warning
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A couple of weeks ago he was telling the entire country he’d still be Prime Minister in a decade. He’s deluded. twitter.com/montie/status/…
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Snoozes and strokes. Bliss. twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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As Tory members vote on my new lodger a reminder that there is one permanent resident at this address.
(Photo @LightHackers)
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The Conservatives have ousted Boris Johnson so that they can have a fresh start from his scandal ridden government. Their choices to replace him: Boris Johnson’s Chancellor or Boris Johnson’s Foreign Secretary…
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Like The Terminator, he’s responsible for many unnecessary deaths.
Unlike The Terminator, he won’t be back.
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It’s good to see that Boris Johnson finally rose to the occasion at his final #PMQs and answered questions directly and with professional courtesy and humil… Nah, of course not. He lost his temper, garbled his words and threw a temper tantrum a toddler would be proud of. Ta-ra.
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24 hours apart.
They’ll try to tell you stuff tomorrow too.
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Strong “have a photo taken with them for your Nan so she knows you’ve got her present” vibes
(Picture Andrew Parsons)
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A reminder that looking for a cool spot under the bed isn’t always a good move… twitter.com/MrsLouiseWS/st…
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Identical energy twitter.com/politicshome/s…
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Conservative Crime Commissioner campaigned last year to "Make Notts Safe" and promised to "reduce crime with action, not words". Today she’s been banned from driving for repeatedly making people unsafe by breaking the law. Remarkably she has yet to resign. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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It’s very likely the UK will record its highest ever temperature today. That’s not good news, especially for those of us covered in fur. Here’s some helpful advice for how to spot if your cat is struggling and what to do if they are:
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I’m not enjoying this new ITV show: “I’m a non-entity, get me into there” #itvdebate
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I know members of this government lying is not unusual, but this sort of lying where every viewer can see they’re lying and they continue to do it anyway is a bizarre way for an elected representative seeking further power to act. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
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“It’s a work event” twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.