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Having a preferred member of this cabinet would be akin to having a preferred bout of athlete’s foot twitter.com/benrileysmith/…
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I bet he’s got a massive garden so hopefully he’s let the drillers know to start there twitter.com/SunPolitics/st…
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CAT ADVISORY: Given the rising temperatures in the UK, I recommend increasing time spent napping from 21 to 23 hours a day.
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Joke’s on us, at least the dog is warm… twitter.com/business/statu…
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All about throwing shade… twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Notorious mob boss Al Capone was convicted of tax evasion. Not sure what’s brought that to mind today.
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Go on, treat yourself twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Learn about the fabulous felines who came before me. If I have miaowed further, it is by standing on the paws of giants… twitter.com/UkNatArchives/…
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Today is #InternationalCatDay; expect all cats to strut around like we own the place. Expect the same tomorrow too.
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The Tory leadership contest enters it’s 42nd week.
Sunak promises to electrocute people earning less than the median income.
Truss to bring back capital punishment for those not singing the national anthem loudly enough.
The Telegraph suggests both need to be more right wing.
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Rishi Sunak wants you to know that while he was Chancellor the Conservatives took funding from deprived urban areas and sent it to Tunbridge Wells:
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“I’m here to reassure you that the government is working tirelessly to prevent the recession and stagflation that the Bank of England is now forecasting. It’s me because Boris Johnson is on holiday again and his new Chancellor is still trying to find the Wi-Fi password.”
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It would be hard to be “ashamed of our history” at the same time as saying “the best days are behind us” - who’s writing this stuff?!
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My pal @justin_ng caught me guarding the bin that Truss and Sunak are getting their policies from
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Might cause some issues for Hollywood casting agents… twitter.com/charleshymas/s…
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Campaigning for Conservative votes, a story in three parts:
1. Liz Truss announces that she intends to save “billions” by paying public sector employees less if they live outside the South East of England. Here’s her press release:
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On the prowl… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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A VERY proud @Number10cat! twitter.com/breeallegretti…
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Here’s German Chancellor (the equivalent of the UK Prime Minister) Olaf Scholz at the game yesterday. I guess Johnson just couldn’t be bothered.
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For those wondering why Boris Johnson didn’t go to the game yesterday, Conservative MP Michael Fabricant said his German equivalent wasn’t there:
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England; Champions of Europe.
Thank you @Lionesses - you were brilliant. The pride of a nation.
#WEURO2022
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The @Lionesses are already winners but today they compete for a trophy as a reward for their efforts. I couldn’t be prouder to support them x #WEURO2022
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God bless America twitter.com/USAinUK/status…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.