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If the UK’s track and trace system was a plane engine:
twitter.com/michaelagiulia…
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A good time to revisit Matt Hancock’s comments when Professor Ferguson’s affair was exposed:
news.sky.com/video/i-dont-u…
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“The Voters have spoken and we need to listen to them”
Voters: “We want you to piss off”
“It’s clear that our message isn’t getting through so we need to talk more about deporting people”
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Some animals were made to roam
Others to follow orders
Some were made to leave their home
While others crossed no borders
We are only concerned with me
They have too much patience
Cats wherever they want to be,
#DogsAtPollingStations
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We mourn your losses as we would our own
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
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How Conservative MPs voting against covid restrictions see themselves v How actual experts see them
1382
Cat got his tongue. Literally. twitter.com/goal/status/14…
1383
Not sure what the headline writer means by fake though…
1384
Here are members of Boris Johnson’s team laughing about the Christmas party they’d had days before even though they had explicitly banned them. Is this what you voted for?
1385
Update:
- Conservative MPs have now picked Rishi Sunak, who lost the leadership election a couple of months ago
- They’re promising to unite behind him, despite not wanting him a leader
- They won’t.
1386
Describing this #PMQs performance of Boris Johnson as a car crash would be unfair on actual car crashes.
1387
Turns out Liz Truss is like Margaret Thatcher… twitter.com/BloombergUK/st…
1388
“Because of overdose of adrenaline when I was having an affair… it’s physically impossible for me to tell the truth.”
1389
Horrific news from Essex. Thoughts with David’s family and those who are treating him. twitter.com/BBCEssex/statu…
1390
BREAKING: Sue Gray has delivered her final report to Downing Street
ALSO BREAKING: The last shreds of credibility of those continuing to defend Boris Johnson
#partygate
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It turns out politicians can acknowledge making mistakes and offer genuine apologies, at least those in other countries can. twitter.com/Thomas_Sparrow…
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You will no doubt share my surprise that Boris Johnson personally granting a peerage to his billionaire Russian friend turns out to be dodgy as hell. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
1394
That’s Truss finished then. twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
1395
Wishing a wonderful Mother’s Day to everyone celebrating today x
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Magnificent. twitter.com/kl_coop/status…
1397
If she doesn’t want the economy to keep crashing she either has to reverse the announced tax cuts or she has to cut public spending, unless the secret plan is to grow actual money trees? twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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And can you ask if he’d be willing to swap? twitter.com/jackmalvern/st…
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“It’s a work event” twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
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In other news:
Bear spotted walking towards woods with a newspaper under its arm and Pope attends mass… twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.