1252
Excellent news - according to government minister Michael Gove the UK has issued 300,000 visas to Ukrainian refugees…
Until he’s asked to confirm that number and it turns out it’s 3000 visas; 0.01% of what he’d just said.
1253
Boris Johnson is addressing Conservative MPs in an attempt to cling-on to his job. He’s going to tell them that he’s willing to consider occasionally telling the truth and will commit to combing his hair weekly. #kitileaks #NoConfidence
1254
RT if your workplace doesn’t have a specialist wine fridge.
1255
Excellent news made possible by the sacrifices that so many have been asked to make twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
1256
“HEL-LO, I’M HERE TO VOTE. YES, I AM HUMAN. DID YOU NOT SEE MY BOW TIE?! ONE BALLOT PAPER PLEASE…” twitter.com/tonebridge/sta…
1257
I’ve sent a congratulatory message to every @TeamGB medal winner at the #Tokyo2020 Olympics, but I also want to say how proud we are of every single member of the team and all of the support staff - you’ve performed brilliantly and given us a huge lift when we needed it most.
1258
I’m so sorry that you’ve already had to give up so much and are now being asked to give up more. You have been failed by those whose duty it is to protect you. This is necessary because of a variant that was allowed in while they looked away. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
1259
The Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II took place 70 years ago today. Her first Prime Minister was Sir Winston Churchill. The good old days. #PlatinumJubilee
1260
Tory MPs: “We won’t judge until we hear from Sue Gray”
Sue Gray: “I’ve uncovered wrongdoing at 12 events that require criminal investigation. I conclude these events should not have been allowed to take place and there were serious failings of leadership.
Over to you…
1261
We mourn your loss as we would our own
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
1262
Good news for anyone out there worrying about energy prices; leaving the EU means the government can lower them substantially so I’m certain they’ll do that any day now…
1263
Always on duty! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
1264
Let the bodies pile high in their thousands...
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…
1265
Judge a Prime Minister by the people he knowingly appoints. Gavin Williamson is a bully who has previously been sacked for leaking highly sensitive information. Sunak wants him on his team. Would you? twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
1266
We’re the best in the world at falsely claiming we’re the best in the world at something… twitter.com/elrington1952/…
1267
The hair’s far too neat twitter.com/skytv/status/1…
1268
When it turns out it wasn’t a fart... (picture by @StefanRousseau)
1269
Calling this government a clown car is an insult to clown cars. twitter.com/PippaCrerar/st…
1270
Ain’t that the truth… twitter.com/tes/status/141…
1271
The posters have been made and placed by my pals @DontPanic - they thought it would be fun to give people a choice. I agreed.
1272
Nigel Farage, sowing: Hell yeah, this is great
Nigel Farage, reaping: I don’t like this at all
1273
This is like the cat equivalent of pancake day; going to have mine with sugar and lemon. twitter.com/NationalRobin/…
1275
My good pal @LightHackers captured me disappearing into the night…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.