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Expect Liz Truss to announce a trade deal with the Martians tomorrow... twitter.com/NASAPersevere/…
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Delighted to see @WodcNews is launching its new pest control service today @MunicipalHarry. Residents can book Harry for a week and he will eradicate unwanted rats and mice. More information is available at westoxon.gov.uk
1279
When rhetoric meets reality. Well done @dkaleniuk
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I talk less in real life... t.co/7yGxFsYApP
1282
Butter wouldn’t melt... twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1283
Can any lawyers confirm if this will apply to snarky cats?
1284
Now that she is home with her family, the government must explain to us all why it was able to do now what it had claimed it couldn’t for 6 years. What changed? twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
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I didn’t authorise this Larry merchandise! twitter.com/PoliticalPics/…
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Seems the matter wasn’t closed… twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
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Martin Lewis used to do guides on the best mobile phone deals. He’s now doing them on how to avoid freezing in your own home. That’s not a good sign. twitter.com/MartinSLewis/s…
1288
He didn’t even manage another 10 months.
1289
My kind of yoga… twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
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Much to contemplate! twitter.com/justin_ng/stat…
1291
Opening a new packet of cat treats / running out of cat treats
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Some of us saw this coming… twitter.com/Number10cat/st…
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I’ll be joining them. twitter.com/Nadine_Writes/…
1295
God save the Queen… twitter.com/itvnews/status…
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"There is nothing special about the NHS, neither during this pandemic, nor at any other time.”
That’s the conclusion of right-wing London think tank @iealondon
They are wrong and remind us that a cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing...
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UK public reacts as another Downing Street party is revealed
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I’ve had to live with Boris Johnson for nearly three years. This bloke has lived next door for a day and is already calling for him to quit! twitter.com/nadhimzahawi/s…
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Here’s German Chancellor (the equivalent of the UK Prime Minister) Olaf Scholz at the game yesterday. I guess Johnson just couldn’t be bothered.
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Today is #InternationalCatDay and to celebrate my good friend @ElizabethRadcl5 is offering a goodie pack for a lucky UK competition winner. To enter, just reply with your answer to this question: If you were Prime Minister what would your paw-litical party be called?
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.