1201
Not if they live with them… twitter.com/Wulf_Helm/stat…
1202
Slept through the budget.
*reads headlines*
The Tories have cut tax on champagne.
*goes back to sleep*
#Budget2021
1203
Wake up Rishi I think I got somethin' to say to you… twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
1204
We have a Prime Minister sponsored by @HulaHoopsUK
1206
The Health Secretary failing to share public health information during a pandemic because he’d have to answer questions about a Christmas party held by his colleagues. This is not sustainable. twitter.com/jimwaterson/st…
1207
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Goose, calling bird, hen, turtle dove and partridge omelette for breakfast.
1208
Me staring at them giving those answers… #BBCOurNextPM twitter.com/PjrFoto/status…
1210
Yesterday Boris Johnson proclaimed that the UK was leading on offering asylum to Ukrainians fleeing war while his minister suggested they apply for jobs picking fruit. Today, thankfully, the EU actually did lead: twitter.com/BBCkatyaadler/…
1211
The facts are crystal clear: the UK has a below average number of asylum applications based on our size. This “crisis” is (yet another) failure of government to handle the routine.
1212
Call me old fashioned, but isn’t the Prime Minister meant to, you know, lead? twitter.com/DominicPenna/s…
1214
If you’re not furious then you’re not paying attention:
theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/d…
1215
The next example of disgraceful behaviour is only ever hours away. Keeping this man in a position of power should be unthinkable. twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrun…
1216
That many people are resigning from Johnson’s government that they’ve run out of House of Commons paper and are having to sign the same letter: twitter.com/NeilDotObrien/…
1217
Who knew it was this easy to make Boris Johnson disappear?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
1218
#kitleaks She in fact was under a desk. twitter.com/scottygb/statu…
1219
A brilliantly devastating cartoon from my friend Morten twitter.com/mortenmorland/…
1220
Good instructions for cat servants during this hot weather x twitter.com/CatsProtection…
1221
If you’re looking for me you can stop. I thought it was important for someone in this address to follow the rules.
1223
Cat that’s not been fed for 40 minutes:
1224
The disgraced Suella Braverman walking back into the Home Office:
1225
People who cohabit with cats know these faces well twitter.com/richterscale/s…
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 15 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial. A subpar odyssey.