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Elon musk is so cool because he invented space and twitter
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Elon Musk buying twitter? Epic Doge Moment! Updoot this post for free Twitter Gold. I hate normies REEEE - I like Elon Musk cuz he invented Space and Cars and Tunnels (upvote if you agree)
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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Do you guys ever and when it hits 3:14 PM and you start eating pie “it’s pie time” you say out loud to nobody and then you eat nomfnofnnomfnomf (the sound of a happy pie guy)
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If there were a tier list for things, these things would definitely be S Tier things
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twitch streamers coordinating where they’ll tell 50,000 people to draw the next spingle-splonch for 8 hours on r/place
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I feel like r/place being something that happens every 5 years would be a super cool way to see how online communities and internet culture grow and change over time
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Seems like I have to pee every day. Tired of it
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This thread of videos is one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen on twitter. Actually invested in the storyline twitter.com/MikeSalcedo_/s…
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They should remove building from all games
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unironically woke up wanting to play fortnite. The world as we know it is destined to crash and burn
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They made a whole country for this dumb ass holiday??? Lmao
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I can't believe there's gonna be the date 20/20/2020 in 2 years
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we should change twitter to be like Elden Ring messages and you can only use certain words
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If you don’t have air conditioning you should try it. Super recommend, been using air conditioning for a while now and really can’t complain. Keeps me cool when I’m hot. Ceiling fan also works. While you’re at it, try food. Tastes good.
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this doors and wheels debate is just a modern version of this white and gold dress from 2015
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If the waiters at Chick-fil-A don’t say “My Pleasure” then the cows from the commercials abduct them and then set them on fire
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people say horses are really smart but I think they’re actually very dumb because we’ve been riding them for thousands of years and they haven’t asked for pay a single time
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