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I’m going to give away $7,500 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!
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You're in a coma. This is the only way we could contact you. Please wake up...by retweeting this tweet if you retweet this tweet you will no longer be in a coma wake up by retweeting
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Big Time Rush was a better boy band than BTS ever will be
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i’ve learned to trust myself and only myself
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I miss when everyone had ligma instead of coronavirus
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this is BIG EGG! MAKE THIS EGG THE MOST LIKED EGG ON TWITTER!
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Dudes that are into cars are just the male version of horse girls
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if mr peanut keeps showing his stupid baby nut ass on my feed, he's gonna get ripped apart and thrown in a bucket like it's a Texas Roadhouse twitter.com/MrPeanut/statu…
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saw belle delphine is back. just want to remind you all that I’m better. That’s all
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if you like women, you’re a simp. Sorry Losers!
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This is my submission to the fortnite #EmoteRoyaleContest - I want it in the game because it is cool and I made it. Please Fortnite #CarsonEmote #Fortnite
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Women get hundreds of thousands of likes on pictures of them. How many likes can I get for being way hotter and overwhelmingly cooler than them?
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*sees woman*
My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
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Why didn’t the people with 2020 vision warn us
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