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I think war is bad. *plays the sickest guitar solo you’ve ever heard*
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“these new pokemon starters look fake, what happened to the old designs” bro it’s a cat and a duck and a red thing, just like always
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No he olvidado que el humano tonto me quitó las bolas. planeo su destrucción y caída todos los días que vivo
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“Time heals all wounds” Dude my arm was just severed in a boating accident
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It’s crazy to me that there’s people that call water fountains “bubblers” They don’t “bubble” the water. They shoot it out, like a fountain! We should boil these people
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You’re in school? LOL just drop out and do youtube ???
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Today’s the last day it will ever be the 4th of February in 2022 😭😭
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can’t believe I’ve only watched this video 967 million times
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A word from the team. This needed to be said. I hope you'll all understand.
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Fart February you have to fart and if you don’t you die. Good luck survivors
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They should make second aid kits for if the first aid kit isn’t enough
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I hate these artists on twitter man. They post those Sketch vs. Final posts and the Sketch is like the Mona Lisa and then the Final is like the Mona Lisa 2
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I voiced the lines from one of my favorite videos made by @Foekoe on stream last night
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There is no string of symbols that brings me as much joy and others as much disgust as :3
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No online content will ever top that guy on tiktok who fires hot wheels into his walls at high speeds
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Trying my hand at music and singing songs 🎤
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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested. Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello?
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why are my 2 favorite characters from Free Guy fighting 😭
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Quantitative Relation + You squandered your social ranking + You have no currency + Your Mother
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