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if i saw this in public i would lose my mind
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I think it’s fascinating how many people repeat the sentiment that “carson was never funny, his friends were” as a way to discredit my work. You’re still saying my videos are/were funny? I’ve always been the host that puts funny people in fun situations. Why’s that a problem?
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if i saw this in public i would lose my mind
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2023 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
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The bugs in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet are incredible
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Peak pokemon design. Best pokemon in the game. Permanent member of my party. But also WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???
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😂TWITTER👏✌️IS↗️Dying✅🚩📅📆📅📆Twitter✏️IS✏️DYING!👎👏‼️send this↗️▶️▶️to😂6😂HOMIES🙏to keep them💁👶accounts 💥SAFE💥 Thursday. 🙅🙅DON’T BREAK🌐🌐THE CHAIN🙅🙅or else 😝😝you’ll have🔶🔷NO💭twitter.⏩⏩⏩GO⏪⏪⏪
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Shakespeare would’ve loved twitter. Dude would be making up words and going “art thou a cuck?” and “i rest my head on thine mother’s fat bosom” in reply sections. Just absolutely Bardposting everywhere
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❌ telling someone to touch grass
✅ telling someone to forage for nuts and berries for their tribe to snack upon in a great feast
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i will consider paying $8 a month for twitter blue if elon musk sends every subscriber a personalized video of him saying thank you in the wario voice while in this outfit from SNL. And also gives me a Tesla
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How many times has this been reposted to end up looking like this
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Hello Elon,
Congrats on getting twitter. Here is a pic of me pooping in a plane bathroom. Had to go really bad. Mile high club!
Sincerely,
Carson
CEO of celebritiesbutbald.net - All opinions presented on this page are that of my company’s and not my own @cmcandthings