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as a society we need new and more creative ways to tell each other to touch grass
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If I had a nickel for every nickel I had, I’d have two nickles. But after that I think I’d have four…
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Morbius but instead of blood he needs cheese to live and instead of a vampire he’s like occasionally turning into a normal sized mouse
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You have been visited by the magic spinning chicken nugget. you must repost or you will die in 7days
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“Among Us is permanent” is probably the scariest sentence I’ve ever uttered
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POV: you’re Daredevil and you’re talking to Peter Parker
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