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personally very excited for Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away 2 twitter.com/Papapishu/stat…
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It’s either it’s or its. it’s its when it isn’t it’s and it’s it’s when it isn’t its.
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I wish all technology had the awful little sound box that wii remotes had in them. Imagine your microwave yelling out 👺🔊 “ɪᴛ’ꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴡᴛɪᴍᴇ!” and vibrating
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What’s this guy’s PROBLEM? What’s this guy’s DEAL? Is he in YOUR WALLS? He’s in your WALLS. Click HERE to look at your WALLS.
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2022 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
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tomato tomato doesn’t make any sense when i write it out. I look like an idiot. I just wrote tomato twice
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Just spoke to Santa. He said “no one’s getting physical presents this year, everything’s getting stored on the blockchain.” Well try eating my non fungible cookies and milk bro. Try flying your Bored Reindeer NFT around. I just wanted a freaking Nintendo Switch man…
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Nothing in society is as underappreciated as getting bread at restaurants
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ain’t nothing funnier than someone googling google
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All at once every bald white man on earth is teleported to one location for a bald white man battle royale, who ends up on top?
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Would Kanye West go by Kanye West when he plays video games
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I always recommend my friends go to Chick-fil-A on sunday. Because I’m a troll
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Imagine how hard it would be to not eat your fingers if your fingers were breadsticks
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crazy that people who are already fit keep working out. like bro you’re already there
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we live in a world where multiple married couples have probably met through fortnite duos
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What are the chances Queen Elizabeth was replaced with a different old woman a long time ago
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