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“Can I use the restroom?” I ask the teacher
“I don’t know, can you?” she says
I transform into a 72 foot tall eldritch wolf beast and destroy everything in the vicinity
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Thanks again for an awesome year everyone! We were able to raise over 300,000 dollars for charity over this last year via YOC :) WOOOOO
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Restaurant signs be like:
E A T
F O O D
$ 4 . 9 9
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A banquet of tragedy. A feast of misfortune. The last thing you’d want
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if i saw this in public i would lose my mind
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Shout out to this blue little lobster guy. I don’t know why but he’s funny
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Imagine needing brain surgery and you get incredibly unlucky and get the world’s WORST brain surgeon. And he like accidentally drops his coffee on your open brain and says “ope! That one’s on me guys” and then when you wake up you like league of legends
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thinking about this ai generated monkey meme
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ok umm... I just made this picture...do you think it will go viral?? I hope this breaks the internet. LOL! ok i pull up
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avengers secret wars is gonna be exactly like infinity war but everyone’s gonna be whispering the entire movie twitter.com/MarvelStudios/…
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