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Dudes that are into cars are just the male version of horse girls
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nothing david dobrik ever does will wash away the taste of that lion peeing in his mouth. david if you see this i want you to know you are going to know what lion pee tastes like for the rest of your life. you're disgusting
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Hey guys. If you see any of my friends at twitchcon this weekend, go up to them and say "my namea jeff" and then spin around! Thanks guys, this will be awesome.
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I will fight the other Carson King to the death. There can only be one.
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I do not know how to use chopsticks. Rather than becoming an extension of my hand, they only become an extension of my sadness
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it’s not a party until you see a renaissance painting made out of vomit on the bathroom wall
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guys this image isn't real, don't let anyone try to convince you this image is real
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These wedding videos are doing really well on youtube, I gotta find the one before the trend is over...
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Do you think shakespeare ever told people to get their act together
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I have a poor sense of fashion.
Tell me what to wear.
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Alright I’ve had enough. Today I start my war against brand twitter. Every brand tweet will have this in the replies. You will put it there. These social media interns will get what they deserve...
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We have a very HIV positive work environment because we just want people to feel included
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I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% swag
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Hey guys, high-five me in the replies🖐
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I have less of a traditional boyfriend-girlfriend relationship...we actually just stan each other 😍
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chillin with the homie ninja, we’re kind of best friends
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I don’t even gotta eat I can just live off vibes 😎
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