601
Relationships don't work nowadays because women are becoming the man they want
602
Girls will break a good guys heart and run into someone like me. Don't worry bro, I'm her karma
603
My next relationship going to be my last, I’m tired of telling bitches my favorite color
604
I remember when breaking up was so easy. Nowadays you gotta press charges & file a restraining order
605
Death is random..Incase I'm not here tomorrow, fuck all y’all
606
"yOu LoOk LiKe YoU hAvE hOeS"
You look like you tryna be one of em. Wassup?
607
Her: “i’ve missed you 🥺”
Me: blah blah blah pull yo pants off
608
This is the most “I love you but ima still do you dirty” generation ever
609
She said it’s either me or twitter.. I cried the whole time typing this tweet
610
When I see ugly bitches post horny shit I report them
611
Y’all be thinking y’all in love whole time she miss her ex boyfriend
612
I be checking my girls phone everyday to make sure she ain’t texting Pete Davidson
613
Family gonna ask what i brought to thanksgiving this year.. Ima say beef & swing on my cousin
614
Nutted in her in 3.14 seconds, call that a cream pie
615
Stop letting girls with no dad tell you what a real man is
616
Y’all be curving dudes sooo hard and your man can't even resist an ugly bitch for u lol
617
When you about to pull out but you look at her face and she look like a good mother
618
I facetimed her and one of her friends whispered "eww thats him" 😭
619
“Babe it’s just a tweet”
The tweet: I love cheating on my man
620
Grab her by the lashes bro, I promise she gone listen
621
Dudes be calling girls “princess”, mf that bitch is a hoe
622
Can u bitches stop breaking up with my homeboys I’m tired of drinking every weekend
623
Just picked up the homies in my girls car & one of they Bluetooth said RECONNECTED
624
IF HER TOENAILS WHITE SHE GOT GOOD PUSSY
625
Her titties big bc they filled with lies
