576
She mad bc I saved her number as “HOE” baby it’s an abbreviation for Heaven On Earth 🥺♥️
577
Ladies, may all the food y’all eat on Thanksgiving go straight to yo ASS 🙏🏽
578
“All guys are the same”
Well u didn’t have to try all of them hoe
579
Dating a thick girl hard.. one argument and she posting ass on her story
580
If she really leaves you alone after y’all break up, she never really loved you
581
She didn’t leave you on read, you left her speechless. Text her again king
582
Take off your clothes, we need to talk
583
I hate when I call my mom and she don’t answer.. like tf you doing besides being my mom
584
i’m asking santa for a loyal hoe dis year
585
Is yo booty big enough for u to act the way u do
586
You cannot hurt my feelings do you know what my ex did to me
587
Thought of her & my dick got hard, true love ♥️
588
To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
589
Kids in 2030: yo momma so ugly nobody subscribed to her onlyfans
590
Good morning to all the girls with long hair, the rest of you Dora the explora bitches go find the map
591
Bitches will text you I miss you while being out with another mf
592
You ever go out for a few drinks and just ruin your life
593
Just admit it guys, y'all ain't drinking for fun anymore. Y'all some alcoholics
594
Listening to Comethazine makes me wanna rob myself
595
SOMETIMES THEY JUST MISS OUR DICK NOT US 😭💔
596
At work with a boner call me a hard worker
597
So hoeless I don’t even charge my phone at night no more
598
Idc about looks, i care about vibe.. but if u ugly we cant vibe
599
I’d rather lose you than the argument ❤️
600
That text message DING sound like a gunshot when you in a relationship
