551
Mexico not moving on to the next group stage reminds me of how i never moved on from you. You don’t have to respond.. tell your mother I miss her
552
I blocked my girl on everything & the tv started ringing. I’m scared
553
Girls be cute till they pull that vape out nvm you a crackhead like the rest
554
I got 0 ex’s, I don’t count mistakes
555
Y’all used to brag about being 90s babies everyday. Ain’t so cool nomore huh you old fucks. born in the nineteen hundreds and shit
556
Blocking me so your new relationship can work is wild
557
Dudes can't even hurt females feelings nomo
Him: u a hoe
Her: yep a nasty one
558
Imagine being a grown adult & blaming your actions on a zodiac sign
559
If you having a bad day don't take it out on me cause I'll make it a TERRIBLE day
560
Sorry I ghosted you, I liked you too much
561
November flew by like 4 hœs in a Nissan 😭
562
Let them kids believe in Santa. You believed in yo man.
563
They say u are what u attract.. Ain’t no way I’m a lying ass hoe
565
If Mexico wins I’ll stop cheating on my girl 🙏🏽
566
My ex used to speak 4 languages english, useless, lies and nonsense.
567
Thick girls be like "your big mad" Okay and your mad big tf
568
Nobody said they were thankful for me this year. Christmas fina be easy as fuck
569
Women love to be held, until it’s accountable..
570
Happy throatsgiving to all the throat goats
571
I don’t wanna meet yo family, bring my plate to the car
572
If the mac & cheese don’t sound like my girl tomorrow, I ain’t eating it
573
She's not cheating, bro she's dating both of us..
We playing multiplayer.
574
Girls nowadays be dating for help, not love
575
Every time your mom tells you she wants the best for you, she's talking about me
