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I don’t block Bitches. I want they stomach to hurt everytime they search my name
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Her: Babe would you still love me if I was a leaf
Me:
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Once I start checkin that page everyday you done woke the psycho up
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Girls know everything til you ask em what you want to eat or who’s this mf
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Calling me yo ex is wild. I been single all my life
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Twitter is all fun and games until you get a text asking what that tweet was about
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Damn not jerry springer 💔 I’m gone cheat today in honor of you 🙏🏽🕊️
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About to text her "I wont bother you no more" for no reason
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Once I start liking u ion find shit u say on social media funny thot ass bitch
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I call her 50 cent cuz she always with meny men
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I like my girl with no phone
I’m gonna buy us some walkie-talkies
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Why everytime future in the club his pictures go hard for no reason 😭
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Please stop messaging me if you a hoe my life been bad enough
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Imagine cutting me off & i don’t even notice
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If she keep this on all the time, stay away from her bro
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You girls gotta understand being a hoe stays on your record like a felony
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Sometimes you just gotta stay in the house. Outside costs 300 dollars.
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As a real Mexican, we fight til the death and we don’t claim Ryan Garcia
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When a random girl tries to hug you in front of your girl
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Sooon as u tryna get yo life together a hoe wanna text u wyd
