1
If anybody can touch you & talk to you ion want you , you not for me
2
No more talkin stages, we’re either dating or I’m single. Talk to God not me.
3
If a girl post her man and you add him. You a hoe no way around it. 😂
4
I’m a lil 🤏🏾 toxicccccc but you’ll love it hereeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺💕
5
Idgaf who fucks or is with my ex, a lame ass, belongs with a lame bitch😂
6
I’m not chasing nobody! You look good but I look good too bitch 😂😂...
7
Your soulmate might be in a relationship, it's your responsibility to ruin it
8
Even if you take 1,000 L’s keep going because 1 W can change everything
9
When juice wrld said all girls are the same this mf wasn’t lying
10
stop asking me for relationship advice idk ghost em
11
my ex: i miss you
me: of course you miss me bitch, I wasn't the problem
12
girls get mad for 2 reasons:
1. for everything
2. for nothing
13
Can’t let my mom down, ima be something big
14
You ever read someone’s tweet and just think “shut yo hoe ass up”
15
I’m tryna be so fucked up for New Years I gotta hold the grass so I don’t fall off the earth 😭😭😭
16
Why have a child, when you can have nieces and nephews plus they returnable
17
I ain’t ever seen a funny episode of the office
18
I ain’t heard a “2021 will be my year” yet.. mfs nervous. ion blame you. 😭
19
Fuck the presents, I’m grateful my family still breathing.....
20
holding in that toxic message a different type of control
21
“oUr 1St cHrIsTmaS tOgeTheR”
shut up it’s y’all last one too 💀💀
22
It sucks when you really like someone and they end up being a hoe just like the rest
24
Let kids believe in santa😭 you still believe you’re the only one she talking to
25
Before asking me “Wya” tell me what u want so I can see where I’m at
