1
We gotta cancel 4th of July this year. Can’t celebrate a country that’s failed it’s people
2
This girl on Instagram posted her plane ticket and I called and cancelled her flight
3
June is next week? Time flies when your life is falling apart
4
Y’all ever just be driving & you’re like…… yo was that light even green 😭😭😭
5
STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day
6
I thought tequila was gon make her freaky, she beat my ass last night
7
Getting drunk with people who are heartbroken is wild… They be drinking to die 😭
8
April is flying by like 4 hoes in a Nissan
9
facetimed her and someone whispered “ewww that’s him?” 😭
10
i used to lie to y’all...
my mom didn’t say no, i did
11
Please use a condom on Valentine’s Day, I hate Scorpios
12
5% tint so they can’t see me getting yelled at by my girl
13
If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.
14
I’ll choose my girl over my family any day. Blood ain’t thicker than that ASS
15
If u start liking someone just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.
16
Seen her ex and realized I can’t trust her around ugly dudes either
17
I’d rather lose you than the argument ❤️
18
I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 55 times with no complaints
19
Partying with people who are heartbroken is wild… They be drinking to die 😭
20
Before dating: “you’re so funny”
After dating: “everything a fucking joke to you huh”
21
BBL payment plan is crazy. Now u workin yo ass off to pay yo ass off
22
Ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny
23
When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie
24
“can i call?🥺🥺“
no you cannot goodnight
25
Today my girl hid her story from 1,168 people just so she could post me
