651
She be beautiful til she order a BEER, like okay handsome I see you.
652
@icespicee_ Didn’t he fly out, piped then block you?
653
Her: I hate you!
Me: I understand… wyd tonight tho
654
If your boobs don't bounce when you walk, you're one of the boys
655
Sometimes I know I'm wrong but Ima keep arguing cause I’m never wrong
656
“I used to talk to her”
Bro she showed me the messages, you used to talk to yourself
658
Before dating: “you’re so funny”
After dating: “everything a fucking joke to you huh”
659
When I say goodnight I mean goodnight to YOU, ima still be up tho 😭
660
Haven’t seen a “men ain’t shit” post in a while.. you bitches must want gifts for Christmas
661
If I’m so “toxic” why tf all my ex’s always come back
662
Y’all ever chilled with somebody & thought to ya self “they never gone see me again”
663
Halloween ain’t even scary no more.. y’all hoes made it lingerie day
664
Her new man was never new, you just never knew
665
Girls still expect a text right after she told you to leave her alone
666
Maybe I'm the problem..
Nvm that don't even sound right
667
She at a Halloween party getting piped rn, just focus on ya self king
668
Guess who getting cheated on this weekend at a Halloween party? Not me y’all be safe tho
669
Halloween parties are so funny like why is Michael Myers making out with a minion
670
STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day
671
7.8 billion people on earth and some still manage to date their friend’s ex
672
She a 8 cause sometimes she needs 2 stfu
673
Y'all ever just be driving & you're like.... yo was that light even green 😭😭
674
you could dm a girl "hi" and the bitch gon screenshot and sent it to her group chat saying "LMAOOO"
675
If we together & yo ex pass away & you cry, you single
