1
June is next week? Time flies when your life is falling apart
2
We gotta cancel 4th of July this year. Can’t celebrate a country that’s failed it’s people
3
STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day
5
i used to lie to y’all...
my mom didn’t say no, i did
6
If i don't text you saying Happy New Year we still gang i’m just lazy
7
I’m nobody’s ex. I will sue you for defamation of character
8
If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.
9
To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
10
"You talk to yourself?" Yea, that's my homie
11
Y’all ever just be driving & you’re like…… yo was that light even green 😭😭😭
12
If you think i’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head
13
April is flying by like 4 hoes in a Nissan
14
I’d rather lose you than the argument ❤️
15
“can i call?🥺🥺“
no you cannot goodnight
16
When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie
17
If u start liking someone just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.
18
April is actually next week? Damn time flies when yo life falling apart
19
I only talk to two people everyday and one of em is me
20
I don’t want nobody to ever feel like we beefing. You not important.
21
Ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny
23
Please use a condom on Valentine’s Day, I hate Scorpios
24
Ladies if you want flowers on Feb 14th just
die on Feb 13th
25
I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 55 times with no complaints
