501
I done been the MAIN, the SIDE & the CHEATER, I understand it ALL
502
Buying her a toolbox for Christmas so she can try fixing her attitude
503
Girls with thick thighs think they can control us.. first of all you can
504
If I ever have a baby don’t congratulate me mf I fucked up
505
It’s always “wyd” never “i’ll pull up and come suck you up rn” 😔
506
When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie
507
“We need to talk” nah we needa fight actually
508
Girls find out everything there be no point in lying
509
Just cuz I'm cheating on u don’t mean u have to cheat back be a leader not a follower
510
All my Ex’s look unhappy. I knew I wasn’t the problem
511
Posted my shawty and she untagged herself
513
Females repeat after me:
"I was wrong and I'm sorry"
514
Been single all year and still went through relationship problems wtf
515
“U tryna drink?” First of all I’m tryna quit, second of all let’s go
516
I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead
517
She don’t miss u she just want some díck & tryna keep her body count low
518
You can’t hurt me, I seen it coming 2 months ago when I was overthinking
519
Seen her ex and realized I can’t trust her around ugly dudes either
520
From “I love you” to “user not found”
A true love story
521
I remember them toxic relationships.. whole day ruined by 8 am
522
Sorry if I tweet too much. I don't have hoes to text like y'all
523
If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.
524
I’ll treat u like a queen but every night u getting slutted out
525
*gets stabbed by my girl*
Officer: Do you want her arrested?
Me: No sir I love her
