726
If I text you this weekend it aint me it’s the demons
727
IF YO PUSSY GON HAVE ME LIKE THIS DM ME
728
When your joke go a little too far and she say “no get tf off me”
729
Not texting back is only ok when I do it. Tf you ignoring me for bitch
731
I be stalkin my own account like damn this mf cool as hell
733
I'd rather lose you than the argument baby ♥️
734
Sometimes I just want to comment “damn bitch, another Boyfriend?” but I don’t..
736
She suck at cuddling, after 5 minutes shes asking “is this how u & the bitch was?“
737
Fumbling your first bad bitch will have you acting like Kanye
738
I suck at texting but in real life you gon have the best time
739
Girls be like "I love your energy" and then drain it
740
Since I found out make up sex is better than regular sex all I do is start shit
741
They need to BLACK FRIDAY these damn Gas prices..
742
Using yo pussy to get revenge is insane
743
If you want flowers on Feb 14th just
die on Feb 13th
744
mfs be 5’4 talking about “my life a movie” yeah a bugs life
746
I hate wasting my jokes on a boring bitch, I could’ve said that to someone else
747
Not all ex’s are bad. Look at me, I’m someone’s ex and I’m pretty cool
748
“I hate u”
I understand.. wyd tonight?
749
One man’s two year relationship is another mans one night hit
750
She gon text me “come fuck me” like I’m just a piece of meat..
First of all… I’m on the way
