676
Just cus we fucked and talked for a lil don’t mean I’m yo EX
677
Her: did you bring a condom?
Me pretending to check my pockets:
678
Y’all be thinking y’all in love whole time she miss her ex boyfriend
679
Her: “I hate you”
me: I understand wyd tonight tho?
680
I tried to be a pimp once.. couldn’t do it. Fell in love with all 5 of them hoes
681
Sorry if I tweet too much. I don't have hoes to text like y'all
682
If yo ass fat, you’re always right my queen
683
Girls can swallow ya nut but not the truth
684
I HATE THAT LIQUOR TALK
NEXT DAY YOU BE LIKE WHEN TF I SAID THAT
685
i only dated 2 mfs in my whole life, y’all be dating anybody
686
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
687
Once i start liking you i have to ghost you
688
Y’all used to brag about being 90s babies everyday. Ain’t so cool nomore huh you old fucks. born in the nineteen hundreds and shit
689
If I cussed u out an hr ago, then text u wyd. Just act normal damn
690
Once your mama know you smoke sum weed
Every wrong thing you do is the weed's fault
691
I am not the crazy ex.. you will never hear from me again
692
Screenshots do lie because I was lying when I texted you
693
I facetimed her and one of her friends whispered "eww thats him" 😭
694
Spoiled females are MEAN AF… so you mad at me cause the store didn’t have yo CHIPS
697
bitches will flirt with you & be 0% interested in you
698
My fav ex was in my dream last night, i think God wants us back together
699
If she text you “I love you” out the blue she just cheated
700
"gO taLk tO yoUr oTheR hOes"
Me: bet, they nicer to me anyways
