776
New year, new hoes
777
My girl going out at 9pm, I already got an argument scheduled for 8:55pm 🥰
778
girls really be into you for 3 days and then be like nvm
779
No man should be watching his girl pay for anything..
That’s why I stand outside
780
U want me or not cuz u holding up the fuckin line
781
Idc if ur a 10, if u ain’t funny u a 0 bitch
782
I wouldn’t post my girl even if she went missing... I’ll find her
783
She’s so fine she makes me nervous
784
Being single boring af I should’ve just let my ex keep cheating on me
785
Text her ”get dressed” and never pull up
786
From laughing at my jokes, to moaning to my strokes
787
Don’t let me get over you cus I’ll never want yo ass again
788
Call me sushi cause im going in raw
789
Mfs be unemployed getting girls pregnant like how tf yo sperm work & you don’t
790
Told her i got no hoes and she said "damn so i'm fighting for a spot nobody want"
791
She’s a 10 but says “huh” a lot because she can’t hear for shit
792
Women don’t understand that you gotta do wife shit to become a wife
793
When u fuck with someone, their posts hit different.. da fuck is u talkin about
794
Only crazy bitches go through a mf likes
795
Stop posting your problems on Twitter and start drinking alcohol like the rest of us
796
Ima break 7 bitches hearts this summer, y’all gone pay for what my ex did
797
Even tho we didn’t work out.. I’m still glad you let me fuck ❤️
798
Imagine being in love with someone & they been textin their ex the whole time
799
Haven’t checked her profile in 10 minutes
Growth
800
She got drunk last night & ain’t even text you once? Lmao just focus on yo self king