751
If you have a fat ass, thank you for your service
752
You in her DMs.
I have her blocked.
You will understand in time.
753
Idc if we started talkin 20 mins ago.. I want them hoes gone by tonight
755
Good pussy is actually a red flag cause why you know how to fuck like that???
756
She said “stfu before I post you” I haven’t said a word in days
757
If she ain’t got no ass, spank her forehead
758
I always say "but idk tho" after giving out advice just in case it ruins their life
759
I'm sorry for getting jealous babe 😞
I just know how easy you are..
760
When she’s telling you all the “crazy shit” her ex did but it’s lowkey smart af
761
If we break up, don’t use none of my lingo and delete all the songs I put you on
762
I hate a girl who talk the whole car ride... bitch do you like music?
763
As a current liar & manipulator, I know when somebody lying & trying to manipulate me
764
Messi winning the world cup reminds me how you used to be my WORLD and how things would always get MESSI between us. You don’t have to respond tell yo mother I miss her.
765
Me: You won’t ever hear from me again
Me 25 mins later: You a stupid ass bitch
766
I don't do 2nd chances, just 200 and then I'm done fr
767
Girls can swallow yo nut but not the truth
768
Girls be like "I know my worth", then get played by the same guy 3 times
769
Good morning to all the girls without boyfriends
770
Them lil breakups when y’all wasn't even together be hurting a lil bit
771
Sooon as u tryna get yo life together a hoe wanna text u wyd
772
I hate gettin into a car with no tint. Get me out this fucking aquarium
773
Being single with a toxic ex is like tryna find a job with a criminal history
774
Nobody said they were thankful for me this year. Christmas fina be easy as fuck
775
Sharing locations ain't enough I need you to wear a Go Pro
