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This is how he repays doctors, some of whom saved his life four weeks ago twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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Today we learned the Trump campaign colluded with Russia
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All you need to know about American politics is that Joe Biden is 100% focused on stopping folks from dying of Covid, and Mitch McConnell is 100% focused on stopping Joe Biden
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JOE BIDEN: [condemns violence, in tweets and videos, almost every day]
DONALD TRUMP: [applauds vigilantes who shoot and kill unarmed protestors]
MEDIA: “Biden is in trouble if he doesn’t condemn this violence”
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Kinda fitting that America’s softest cracker is named after Lindsey Graham
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DEMS: (pass a Covid relief bill that would cut child poverty in half)
GOP:
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I’m genuinely bummed the “Herschel Walker flashed a toy badge” story has replaced the “Herschel Walker wants to outlaw abortion for American women even though he forced his girlfriend to get an abortion” story
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“But cars kill people too!” Yep, and it’s illegal to own or operate one without proper registration and insurance and a license (ie a competency test).
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A good line for Biden tomorrow:
“Four years ago you stood on a debate stage and said that paying zero federal income tax, quote, ‘makes me smart.’ Now you’re standing here saying it’s fake news. Which is it?”
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Fifteen thousand people dead and this motherfucker talking about ratings
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We don’t talk enough about how Trump insisted the election was stolen from him, and OJ insisted he’d stop at nothing to find the real killers, and then they both did nothing but play golf
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If all this “fascism” talk is hurting Republicans’ feelings too much, I guess we could go back to talking about how they want to force 12-year-old rape victims to give birth
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It would be a bummer if these went up all over Kentucky
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Maybe she should read the $3 trillion dollar relief package the Democrats passed in May twitter.com/thehill/status…
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I want to tell you a story about a woman named Sara. Sara was a licensed clinical social worker who lived in Brooklyn, supported Bernie Sanders in 2016 but was a fan of Elizabeth Warren, and tweeted a LOT. 1/
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Can’t believe Trump lost just two weeks before releasing his health care plan
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When Trump won by negative 3 million votes, the media ran endless profiles on Trump voters.
Now that Biden has won by almost 6 million votes, the media will run endless profiles on... Trump voters.
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Happy "Get Lectured on Patriotism by a Party that Worships a Draft Dodger" Day
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It is NOT funny that Donald Trump Jr.’s wife cheated on him with a secret service agent,
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If Stephen Miller can’t afford chemical castration, we should absolutely start a GoFundMe twitter.com/StephenM/statu…
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The passengers on Flight 93 gave their lives to prevent a terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol.
Trump sent a tweet to encourage one.
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We are back in the Paris Climate Accord
The two parties are NOT the same
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Oh I guess the Jan. 6th hearings are starting twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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Weird way to finally get Mexico to pay for the wall
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