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There’s something deeply wrong with your political party if it thinks the word “gay” is more dangerous than an assault rifle
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Lotta people jumping to defend Harlan Crow who get paid by Harlan Crow
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Hey remember when the president tried to bribe a foreign government to help him steal an election and that was BEFORE he started doing even worse stuff?
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2008: Yes We Can
2020: I Can Point At An Elephant!
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If 99% of the country thinks shelter-in-place should continue and 1% is loudly trying to end it, every photo you’ll see is of the 1%
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This is more positive cases than the continent of Australia had today (17) twitter.com/JesseLehrich/s…
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Lost the popular vote twice, got impeached by members of both parties, and shit the bed on a global pandemic. Not a good presidency.
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WAITER: Soup or salad?
SUSAN COLLINS: I’m certainly troubled by both options twitter.com/mkraju/status/…
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Colin Kaepernick deserves back pay twitter.com/stealthygeek/s…
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In the last 24 hours, the Supreme Court has basically said “you’re required to take your pregnancy to term so the child can go on to be shot by someone with a concealed weapon”
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Sometimes I think Marco Rubio is the worst, but then I remember Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Ron Johnson, Josh Hawley, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Louie and Lauren Gohmert-Boebert, Paul Gosar, Mo Brooks, Rupert Murdoch, Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Er
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“Ok but because 2nd Amendment, the right to bear arms is absolute.” No it fucking isn’t. Can you go out and buy a tank? Laws around fully-automatic rifles (ie machine guns) made those weapons vanishingly rare in the U.S… and they’re involved in zero school shootings.
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You’d kinda think Herman Cain catching Covid at a Trump rally and dying would’ve been a bigger story
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BIDEN WON ARIZONA AGAIN! twitter.com/MaricopaVote/s…
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If someone offered Trump one billion dollars to recite The Lord's Prayer word for word, do you think he could do it?
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Your guy literally said to his opponent in 2016 "If I win you will be in jail" twitter.com/Acyn/status/16…
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That’s the quickest I’ve ever seen someone gain 60 IQ points twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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This is the kinda shit my kids say when I limit their screen time
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Trump fired the pandemic response team 12 months AFTER this Time Magazine cover
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Biden wasn't my first choice, or my second choice, or my third choice -- and I'll work my ass off to elect him
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The title of the speech is “Who Wants To Be The Next Herman Cain??” twitter.com/KellyO/status/…
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STATE OF THE RACE: Either we keep counting and Biden wins or we stop counting and Biden has won
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I’m not saying things are perfect, but it has been more than a year since a U.S. president gassed his own people so he could get a photo op holding a Bible
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The president called Covid-19 a "Hoax" 115,000 deaths ago
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Is it possible to literally, I mean literally, die laughing?
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