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Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump
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The cops got Beto out of there about 100x faster than they got the shooter out of the elementary school twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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Donald Trump said President Obama should "resign" for his handling of the Ebola outbreak in 2014.
Two Americans died in the Ebola outbreak.
Two.
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So we fired him, he stole a ton of sensitive shit on the way out of the office, we caught him… and now he’s re-applying for the job?
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“This is going to enrage Trump’s base”
Bro, the words ‘Happy Holidays’ enrage Trump’s base
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We went from “I can’t vote for that lady because she once used a private email server” to “literally everyone in this administration has illegally deleted their official texts” in four short years
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2020: I’m the weirdest year ever!
2021: Can I interest you in three presidents by the end of January
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TRUMP: I demand we nullify the results of the last election and that I be reinstated as president effective immediately
BIDEN: See, that’s the type of thing a dictator would say
MEDIA: Biden Abandons Pledge of ‘Unity'
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Two people we should’ve listened to are Colin Kaepernick and Al Gore
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There’s nothing more nutty than that couple hours where all of MAGA is waiting silently to find out what they’re supposed to think
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Just a reminder: We didn’t outlaw cigarettes. We just put a bunch of sensible laws around them and as a result hundreds of thousands of gruesome deaths were prevented.
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Joe Biden beat Trump, got vaccines into tens of millions of arms, helped Ukraine beat back Putin, invested billions in green energy, got us back to full employment, cut the deficit, and just pulled off a huge midterm upset. Not a bad two years
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To be fair, the alternative was someone who had once used a private email server
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There is a term for this and it’s negligent homicide twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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I’m going to say something personal. When the former president of the United States has dinner with three antisemites, and one of those men goes on to praise Hitler, and the former president says nothing to condemn him, it’s genuinely scary as a Jew.
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Kinda crazy that Mitch McConnell can literally say, out loud, “I will not compromise” and all anyone asks is “Why can’t Biden find compromise with the GOP?”
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Quick reminder that Brian Kemp improperly purged 340,000 voters from the Georgia rolls in order to “beat” Stacey Abrams by 50,000 votes
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BIDEN: I’m not talking about ALL Republicans, I’m just talking about the racist ones who support political violence
TUCKER CARLSON: How dare you attack us
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Guys this tweet was uncalled for – I never should’ve called Donald Trump a “leader”
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If we can go Green Book to Parasite, we can go Trump to Warren
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Biden: “We must reject racism”
GOP: “Why does he hate us??”
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If the roles were switched, Trump would mock him mercilessly twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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