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Lotta people jumping to defend Harlan Crow who get paid by Harlan Crow
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Your guy literally said to his opponent in 2016 "If I win you will be in jail" twitter.com/Acyn/status/16…
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TRUMP: The world is laughing at us
THE WORLD:
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Remind me how many of Biden's lawyers have gone to jail twitter.com/Acyn/status/16…
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The funniest thing about this (made-up) story is that Twix is also made by M&M Mars
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I like that Donald Trump is branching out into losing elections he didn't even run in twitter.com/Acyn/status/16…
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What a wild 24 hours it’s been knowing who Andrew Tate is
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I’m going to say something personal. When the former president of the United States has dinner with three antisemites, and one of those men goes on to praise Hitler, and the former president says nothing to condemn him, it’s genuinely scary as a Jew.
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Has Bob Iger walked into the office with a sink yet or is he a grownup
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So we fired him, he stole a ton of sensitive shit on the way out of the office, we caught him… and now he’s re-applying for the job?
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If Stephen Miller can’t afford chemical castration, we should absolutely start a GoFundMe twitter.com/StephenM/statu…
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Joe Biden beat Trump, got vaccines into tens of millions of arms, helped Ukraine beat back Putin, invested billions in green energy, got us back to full employment, cut the deficit, and just pulled off a huge midterm upset. Not a bad two years
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I have a really good idea for where we could all throw $8 bucks warnockforgeorgia.com
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Remember when people peacefully protested outside a steakhouse where Brett Kavanaugh was eating and it was a story for days? twitter.com/JonLemire/stat…
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Never not weird to be living through a real-life “Rebel Alliance vs. Empire” moment and seeing that 45% of us are solidly pro-Vader
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I’m genuinely bummed the “Herschel Walker flashed a toy badge” story has replaced the “Herschel Walker wants to outlaw abortion for American women even though he forced his girlfriend to get an abortion” story
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That’s the quickest I’ve ever seen someone gain 60 IQ points twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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Jews LOVE being told we need to “get our act together” “before it’s too late” by a guy whose supporters are known to carry swastikas. LOVE IT!
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In advance of Trump (obviously) defying a subpoena to testify in front of Congress, this might be a good time to remind folks Hillary Clinton testified under oath for 11 hours straight during a sham Benghazi hearing
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Lost in all this “Herschel Walker is a hypocrite and a liar whose family hates him because he’s abusive and crazy and paid for at least one abortion and lied about it” talk…
…is the fact that Rev. Raphael Warnock is a fantastic human being and a wonderful Senator
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After the crudité thing, I was like “ok but he probably won’t come out in favor of incest.” After the tapes came out where he seemed okay with incest, I was like “ok but he probably didn’t kill over 300 dogs by injecting expired drugs straight into their hearts…” twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/s…
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The entire GOP platform is “I know you are but what am I” twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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The MAGAs were so upset about Biden calling them “semi-fascist” they went to a rally and gave Trump a weird Hitler salute
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See, it’s funny because they’re using human beings as political pawns twitter.com/RonFilipkowski…
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