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Folks, I’d steer clear of Fifth Avenue today if I were you
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On this 9/11, let us remember that Osama Bin Laden’s niece has endorsed Trump’s re-election
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All I know is Republicans will eliminate the filibuster in a HEARTBEAT if they ever need to
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"What do you say to Americans who are scared?"
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#TakeResponsibility
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When I “reach out” to “better understand” these folks, should I tell them I’m Jewish or keep that secret because they maybe want me dead?
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Jews LOVE being told we need to “get our act together” “before it’s too late” by a guy whose supporters are known to carry swastikas. LOVE IT!
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Putin put bounties on US soldiers and Trump has demanded an apology from..... Bubba Wallace
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“Here to discuss it: two Republican Senators, a confederate statue and this magic 8-ball”
-Chuck Todd
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Maybe less coverage of the couple hundred folks who refuse to wear masks into stores and more coverage of the 95,000 human beings who have lost their lives in the U.S.
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Never not weird to be living through a real-life “Rebel Alliance vs. Empire” moment and seeing that 45% of us are solidly pro-Vader
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By Monday, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio are gonna be like “I, too, hate the military, sir!”
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I'm (literally) old enough to remember when 3,000 people died in New York City and the whole country treated it like an attack on the whole country
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Easily the saddest thing about trump supporters is they think he gives half a fuck about any of them
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TRUMP: (incites a literal riot)
BIDEN: (cuts child poverty in half)
MEDIA: “Biden is Boring!” messagebox.substack.com/p/sorry-nyt-jo…
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"Gore asks Saddam to provide dirt on Bush's daughters as war rages" twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews…
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.@kenklippenstein getting right wing nut jobs to retweet pics of Lee Harvey Oswald is the content in here for
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Thinking of all the people right now who literally couldn't get a hospital bed in the early days of the pandemic twitter.com/kaitlancollins…
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Close your eyes. Imagine President Obama being briefed on a deadly, contagious virus. Now read this:
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Here's Trump mocking Mitt Romney when he learned Romney had been exposed to Covid by a maskless Rand Paul
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So you CAN gun down three people in the streets, but you CAN’T teach school children about slavery
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Reopen the cold case of Donald Trump raping a 13 year-old girl cc: @jack scribd.com/doc/316341058/…
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In 1990, there was one man in America who looked at the Tiananmen Square protests and decided he was pro-tank. Can you guess who it was?
playboy.com/read/playboy-i…
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Had you written this headline five years ago as a “dystopian future” satire, they’d have sent it back as too insane thedailybeast.com/trump-golfs-at…
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After the crudité thing, I was like “ok but he probably won’t come out in favor of incest.” After the tapes came out where he seemed okay with incest, I was like “ok but he probably didn’t kill over 300 dogs by injecting expired drugs straight into their hearts…” twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/s…
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