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AMERICA: Where a guy making a PowerPoint to overthrow the government is a one-day story, and a lady using a private email server is a two-year story
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Liberal parents worry about our kids getting Covid at school, getting shot at school, being forced by the government to carry an unwanted child to term, and living in a world ravaged by climate change.
Conservative parents worry their kids will learn about racism.
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Can’t believe a baseball game happened right next to America’s national pastime twitter.com/Acosta/status/…
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The speeches at the RNC just seem a little tone-deaf, considering that most Americans right now can't even *afford* cocaine
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Feb. 10: "A lotta people think that goes away in April."
Feb. 26: "The risk to the American people remains very low."
Feb. 26: "View this the same as the flu."
Feb. 27: "One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear."
Feb. 28: "This is their [the Democrats'] new hoax." twitter.com/kaitlancollins…
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“I just wanna be able to be an asshole and have nobody call me an asshole” -America, basically
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Dear Mitt Romney, Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Thom Tillis, Cory Gardner, Martha McSally and Joni Ernst:
What you do next will define your entire life.
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I like that Donald Trump is branching out into losing elections he didn't even run in twitter.com/Acyn/status/16…
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GOP: “Short of looking for nuclear documents, there is no reason on God’s green earth for the FBI to have raided Trump’s home!”
FBI: “We were looking for nuclear documents”
(long silence)
GOP: “Nevertheless,
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It’s almost like Trump’s corruption gets jealous when Trump’s incompetence is getting too much attention
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Remember earlier this week, when a Republican-chaired Senate committee released evidence that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia?
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How I feel watching the first five minutes of the #DemDebate2020
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“I refuse to live in fear!!”
- Anti-masker guy who owns 1200 guns
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I thought Sidney Powell showed tremendous restraint by not unhinging her jaw and eating the entire Diet Dr. Pepper, can and all
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I think we can all agree, America Is Great Again
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 86 years old.
I'll be voting for whoever wins the Democratic nomination.
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Hard to believe Dershowitz’s defenses of OJ and Jeffrey Epstein wouldn’t be the low point of his career, but here we are
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Remember when people peacefully protested outside a steakhouse where Brett Kavanaugh was eating and it was a story for days? twitter.com/JonLemire/stat…
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EVERY REPUBLICAN SENATOR JUST VOTED TO COVER UP EVIDENCE twitter.com/mkraju/status/…
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So, the answer to the question “What do you have to lose?” turned out to be:
Three million jobs, 400,000 lives, and our dignity
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In the unlikely event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, masks will drop down from above your seats and half of you will refuse them
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I almost wish the 'ketchup plate against the wall' and the 'grabbing the steering wheel' stuff didn't come out today, because "I don't fucking care if they have weapons, they're not here to hurt *me*" is the quote of the day
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Just pretend your face is the sexual abuse of minors and cover it up twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/sta…
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FOX NEWS: So patriotic, they’re willing to hate the U.S. Olympic team and the Capitol police
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