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The most 2020 thing ever is being told to “write a letter to your reps” after the postal service has been shut down
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2008: Yes We Can
2020: I Can Point At An Elephant!
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STATE OF THE RACE: Either we keep counting and Biden wins or we stop counting and Biden has won
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Thankful for the 80 million of us who saved democracy this year
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Trying (and failing) to throw out the votes of thousands of black voters right before the Georgia runoffs is an interesting strategy
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Lotta people jumping to defend Harlan Crow who get paid by Harlan Crow
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WAITER: Soup or salad?
SUSAN COLLINS: I’m certainly troubled by both options twitter.com/mkraju/status/…
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It would be a bummer if these went up all over Kentucky
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If 99% of the country thinks shelter-in-place should continue and 1% is loudly trying to end it, every photo you’ll see is of the 1%
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Has Bob Iger walked into the office with a sink yet or is he a grownup
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@realDonaldTrump That's the Clorox talking
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After the crudité thing, I was like “ok but he probably won’t come out in favor of incest.” After the tapes came out where he seemed okay with incest, I was like “ok but he probably didn’t kill over 300 dogs by injecting expired drugs straight into their hearts…” twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/s…
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That’s the quickest I’ve ever seen someone gain 60 IQ points twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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Oh I guess the Jan. 6th hearings are starting twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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Biden Campaign Reeling From Revelations He Loves His Son
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What a wild 24 hours it’s been knowing who Andrew Tate is
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Hey remember when the president tried to bribe a foreign government to help him steal an election and that was BEFORE he started doing even worse stuff?
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GOP: “Ok but what if he de-classified the documents before he stole them??”
FBI: “Nuclear documents can’t be unilaterally declassified by any one person, even POTUS”
(long silence)
GOP: “Having said that,
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Maybe she should read the $3 trillion dollar relief package the Democrats passed in May twitter.com/thehill/status…
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So weird that Obama never pardoned Sasha and Malia
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The passengers on Flight 93 gave their lives to prevent a terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol.
Trump sent a tweet to encourage one.
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If all this “fascism” talk is hurting Republicans’ feelings too much, I guess we could go back to talking about how they want to force 12-year-old rape victims to give birth
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#ImVotingForJoe because I’m not a fucking idiot
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Fifteen thousand people dead and this motherfucker talking about ratings
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