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All I can say is thank God the governors of California, Washington, Illinois and New York are taking matters into their own hands
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I’m genuinely bummed the “Herschel Walker flashed a toy badge” story has replaced the “Herschel Walker wants to outlaw abortion for American women even though he forced his girlfriend to get an abortion” story
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This is how he repays doctors, some of whom saved his life four weeks ago twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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Calling it now.
The worst is yet to come.
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If Stephen Miller can’t afford chemical castration, we should absolutely start a GoFundMe twitter.com/StephenM/statu…
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All you need to know about American politics is that Joe Biden is 100% focused on stopping folks from dying of Covid, and Mitch McConnell is 100% focused on stopping Joe Biden
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Every question at today’s “briefing” should just be a reporter holding up a picture of an animal and asking “What’s this?”
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Jessica Chastain just gave the best speech of the night and it'll get overshadowed by the testosterone-fueled violence she was decrying
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Weird way to finally get Mexico to pay for the wall
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Biden should just run this video unedited twitter.com/therecount/sta…
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JOE BIDEN: [condemns violence, in tweets and videos, almost every day]
DONALD TRUMP: [applauds vigilantes who shoot and kill unarmed protestors]
MEDIA: “Biden is in trouble if he doesn’t condemn this violence”
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Kinda nutty that the Taliban voted against a 9/11 commission
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Colin Kaepernick deserves back pay twitter.com/stealthygeek/s…
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BREAKING: McConnell endorses McGrath twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…
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So you CAN gun down three people in the streets, but you CAN’T teach school children about slavery
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Had you written this headline five years ago as a “dystopian future” satire, they’d have sent it back as too insane thedailybeast.com/trump-golfs-at…
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Close your eyes. Imagine President Obama being briefed on a deadly, contagious virus. Now read this:
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This tweet is one minute old and it’s already aged well twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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Tomorrow Joe Biden will use the wrong kind of mustard and it’ll get equal coverage twitter.com/gtconway3d/sta…
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If it’s Sunday, it must be Chuck Todd carrying water for GOP talking points
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Forget Trump. The ease with which the @GOP seems willing to toss democracy for someone as mediocre as Trump - on a fight THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA WIN - is positively terrifying.
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This is like if you were the head of the Not Sitting On Your Balls Task Force, and EVERYONE in your office sat on their balls twitter.com/lrozen/status/…
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Sometimes I think Marco Rubio is the worst, but then I remember Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Ron Johnson, Josh Hawley, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Louie and Lauren Gohmert-Boebert, Paul Gosar, Mo Brooks, Rupert Murdoch, Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Er
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I may never stop laughing at the fact that trump bragged about passing a dementia test a week ago and has since failed to be able to read the words “Yosemite” and “Thailand”
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