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Remember when people peacefully protested outside a steakhouse where Brett Kavanaugh was eating and it was a story for days? twitter.com/JonLemire/stat…
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Video grabbed by Brian Baez @MentallyDivine
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EVERY REPUBLICAN SENATOR JUST VOTED TO COVER UP EVIDENCE twitter.com/mkraju/status/…
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The documents, which the FBI planted, were de-classified anyway! But planted! And also, Obama’s middle name is Hussein!
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One reason I don’t fight about politics with my (non-Jewish, Republican) in-laws is I might need them to hide me in their attic starting next year
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"Gore asks Saddam to provide dirt on Bush's daughters as war rages" twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews…
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Oh man Meet the Press is gonna be CRAZY tomorrow I mean Chuck Todd is gonna have some tough tough tough questions about Beto’s use of a swear word
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Biden wasn't my first choice, or my second choice, or my third choice -- and I'll work my ass off to elect him
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SELL 👏🏼 NUCLEAR 👏🏼 SECRETS 👏🏼 TO THE SAUDIS 👏🏼 TO OWN 👏🏼 THE LIBS
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306 electoral votes. Or, as Donald Trump once called it, "one of the greatest landslides anyone has ever seen" twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/stat…
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@bethanyshondark this reminds me of the time I took my kids to small town America to see ice cream shops and barns and moo-cows but all they saw were bumper stickers that said "Fuck Joe Biden" and "Shoot a Journalist Today" and t-shirts that said "Fuck Your Feelings"
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The funniest thing about this (made-up) story is that Twix is also made by M&M Mars
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Putin put bounties on US soldiers and Trump has demanded an apology from..... Bubba Wallace
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We don’t talk enough about how Trump insisted the election was stolen from him, and OJ insisted he’d stop at nothing to find the real killers, and then they both did nothing but play golf
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Happy "Get Lectured on Patriotism by a Party that Worships a Draft Dodger" Day
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Make sure your grandma knows about this cnn.com/2020/08/24/pol…
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Imagine spending a year saying someone suffers from dementia and then getting your ass badly kicked by him
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You know things are bad for Trump if he’s breaking out Obama’s middle name
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Thinking of all the people right now who literally couldn't get a hospital bed in the early days of the pandemic twitter.com/kaitlancollins…
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Lost the popular vote twice, got impeached by members of both parties, and shit the bed on a global pandemic. Not a good presidency.
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You’d kinda think Herman Cain catching Covid at a Trump rally and dying would’ve been a bigger story
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DEMS: (pass a Covid relief bill that would cut child poverty in half)
GOP:
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I’m not saying things are perfect, but it has been more than a year since a U.S. president gassed his own people so he could get a photo op holding a Bible
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Not to politicize a tragedy, but FUCK THE 52 COWARDS WHO VOTED TO ACQUIT THIS IDIOT, FOREVER AND EVER
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